The Best Celebrity Bongs
Celebrities are people too, they have needs, wants, and desires. Sure, their needs and wants are slightly different from ours, when they need sustenance it is served in an upscale restaurant, when they want shelter it’s in a mansion, and when they need something it’s a giant heap of cocaine they find on the buffet table at a Bilderberg meeting....
Celebrities are people too, they have needs, wants, and desires. Sure, their needs and wants are slightly different from ours, when they need sustenance it is served in an upscale restaurant, when they want shelter it’s in a mansion, and when they need something it’s a giant heap of cocaine they find on the buffet table at a Bilderberg meeting. The point, however, is that they feel the same things we do. There are some differences, though. When a celebrity has a passion for, say, bongs they can go a little further than adding some to their Amazon Wishlist, they can go ahead and create their own!
We’ve compiled a list of the greatest celebrity bongs, so you can smoke just like the stars do. Or at least in a way vaguely reminiscent of what they do. It’s unlikely you’ll be smoking in a penthouse with glass walls and gold fittings.
Cheech and Chong
Cheech and Chong are the original celebrity stoners. They were among the first to commodify and sanitize the hippy movement for mass audiences. That’s not a slight on them, the hippy movement would eventually commodify itself and turn to neoliberalism, you can’t fault the guys for jumping the gun a bit.
Cheech and Chong loved to write their jokes about cannabis, birthing a horse that would go on to be beaten into a post-mortem paste by Seth Rogan. Naturally, they would gravitate towards the world of high-quality glassware
One of the stand out bongs in the Cheech and Chong range is The Anthony. This bong is built from the ground up to work with concentrates. It has a double tier showerhead perc that will guarantee you incredible cooling and fantastic smoothness.
The Trailer Park Boys
The Trailer Park Boys are about three things: Living in a trailer, pissing off Mr. Lahey, and weed. The Canadian comics have had many cannabis catalyzed conniptions, so It's only natural that, with the looming legalization of cannabis, they’d attempt to cash in on their favorite herb legally. The Trailer Park Boys Sillibong is an incredible silicone bong that is practically unbreakable. You can crash a car into this thing and it’ll probably be ok. We wouldn’t advise it. It’s more than capable of standing up to the day-to-day rigors that a bong is subjected to.
Obviously. Snoop Dogg and cannabis are like a fish and water: compatible in the extreme. It should surprise no one that Snoop is a huge player in the cannabis market. He purveys everything from cannabis strains to high-tech vaporizers.
By far, the jewel in Snoop’s cannabis crown is his POUNDS collection. This collection features some of the finest bongs on the market in a range of sizes, with a plethora of features, and for use with dry herb of concentrates. Snoop’s expertise can’t be questioned, so you know when it comes to celebrity sponsored bongs, his are the best.